Meet Your New AI Co-Pilot

Introducing

AutoFreak Logo

Wrench like it's 2099 with the sharpest tool in the shop

Edge AI Personas

Choose the AutoFreak Persona: The Geek for deep engineering breakdowns and doctorate-level explanations, The Tech for quick, no-BS straight-to-the-point fixes, or Classic for a soulful chat straight from the machine's user-selected personality traits.

Digital Brain

Access the AutoFreak Profile, Factory Specs, OBD with PID understanding, On-hand tool tracking, Troubleshooting and repair assistance, Exact fastener specs, Performance analysis, and Maintenance logging. All tailored to your specific ride and tools.

Real-time Telemetry

Live data streams via AutoFreak's AutoMCP hardware, feeding the AI co-pilot with instant, continuous feedback. Tracks G-forces, engine health metrics, environmental conditions, and more in real-time, enabling proactive advice and guidance.

Garage Culture Unleashed

The Social Network for Your Ride

Scanning the AutoFreak QR decal gains access to the Social Network for Machines. Unlock its full history, battle scars, mods, and specs. 300+ data points proving the uniqueness brought to builds. It's a 24/7 - 365 car show showcasing the hard work that makes your ride what it is!

Socially Interactive Diagnostics

AI-guided service assistance that cross-references your On-Hand Tool Inventory, pulls factory service advisories, and taps community expert input. The community submits service information that's voted in or out—ensuring battle-tested, high-quality fixes rise to the top.

Community Governed Marketplace

A gearhead-only ecosystem for used parts and vehicles, the community governs with input from counsels and ASE-certified experts during disputes. Business reviews and portfolios let users recognize top performers while flagging bad actors—no more scams.

Provenance Passport: Secure Machine Intelligence

The Secure Dossier

While the QR decal showcases the "Public Machine Profile," the Dossier holds the deep data. Generate a professional PDF containing every part (Aftermarket vs OEM), part logs, and maintenance records. Export a clean, verified build sheet for your personal archives or physical folders.

API Push: Secure & Immutable

Don't just tell them—prove it. A machine's immutable history sent directly to insurance adjusters, appraisers, dealerships, parts stores, and more via Secure API Handshake. Blockchain backed and verified. Private data is only shared with authorized entities you approve.

Verified Performance Ledger

Track your journey with integrity: dyno numbers, 0-60 times, and track results are etched into the ledger. When it's time to sell or insure for agreed value, your performance upgrades are blockchain-verified, not just "benchtop shop" talk.

Join the Wrenching Revolution

This isn’t just launching an app. I’m a traditional Hot Rodder — when I say “let’s build something,” I mean ground-up, an entirley new way to wrench and drive. This is coming from the Silicon Prairie where you can still run full throttle on miles of two-lane blacktop.

Right now it’s one dude, two systems: me, two prototype AutoMCPs, and a lean AI stack humming along here in central Iowa. That gets us to alpha — battle-tested, lean, mean, and ready for real wrenching assistance.

But to go from shed prototype → hundreds of thousands users logging in, we need production hardware runs, server scaling, hiring mechanics/AI devs/support crew, and serious testing loops. We will not launch bluescreen trash, ever. To do that takes runway — real money, not this is cool. Skin in the game. Would you like once we get tech we deserve and not some lame overpriced trash?

This presale is that runway: 12 months of breathing room to build the full sovereign ecosystem right here in Iowa — standalone AI on local soil, AutoMCP hardware made stateside, custom decals, web backbone, small eco-data center powered by wind/solar/biomass. No Silicon Valley bloat, no giant farms. Hot Rods are lean and mean and every job created stays here in the Silicon Prairie. Period.

This is the new nervous system for machines — shitbox to concourse queen — owned by the culture, not Big Tech. Real talk: You can now talk to your ride without it feeling weird.

Built lean by a real gearhead: no corporate fluff. Our community will fight HOAs, and bad legislation. Valley suits will probably pass… but if you’re real car folk? You get it.

Now’s the shot to put skin in the game. Founding partners lock forever rates and help turn this shed project into nationwide dominance.

We have four founding tiersthree for every budget and a fourth for serious industry players who want in early on the revolution.

Tier 1: Startup Founder

$549.95
  • $99.95 Yearly Rate Locked Forever
  • System Roundtable Access
  • Found & Moderate Communities
  • AutoMCP 80% Off Retail
  • Exclusive Questionnaires
  • Option to Purchase Equity via SAFE
  • START-UP Founder QR Emblem & Decal

LIMITED TO 1,000 SPOTS

Tier 2: Pioneer Founder

$149.95
  • $119.95 Yearly Rate Locked Forever
  • System Roundtable Access
  • Found & Moderate Groups
  • AutoMCP 40% Off Retail
  • Exclusive Questionnaires
  • Option to Purchase Equity via SAFE
  • PIONEER Founder QR Decal

LIMITED TO 10,000 SPOTS

Tier 3: ShitBox Life Founder

$49.95
  • $159.95 Yearly Rate Locked Forever
  • System Roundtable Access
  • Found & Moderate Communities/Groups
  • AutoMCP Tester Lotto Entry
  • Exclusive Questionnaires
  • Option to Purchase Equity via SAFE
  • SHITBOX-LIFE Founder QR Decal

LIMITED TO 100,000 SPOTS


Tier 4 – The P.I.T. Crew or Partner Information Transfer Program is reserved for strategic industry partners only. We’re selecting exactly one insurance carrier, one appraisal firm, one auto parts provider, one aftermarket manufacturer, and one shipper. Working together to gain/understand the required metrics of all parties to provide the best service possible across the automotive industry as a whole. I want to grow and expand AutoFreak but I want to do it on a solid foundation and that can't be done without solid partners ready to roll the dice!

Tier 4: P.I.T. Program

$12,500

LIMITED TO 7 SPOTS TOTAL

Claim My Founder Tier